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I hope you and the missus have a good
time in the city.

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Thank you, and please keep a close eye
on our son.

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Wow, I wasn't expecting so much, but I
really, really appreciate it.

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You're appreciated, Anya.

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Please call us if you have any problems.

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I will.

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Hey, Ricky.

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So good to see you again.

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Have my parents left yet?

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Yep, they just left.

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Good. So you can keep the money and go
home.

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When they come back tomorrow morning,
I'll just tell them you left when they

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said they were on their way.

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Some emergency or something.

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I'll make it good.

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Okay. Nice try, Ricky.

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What are you working?

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I'm serious.

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I'm almost 20. I don't need a
babysitter.

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Yeah, I can tell by that little mustache
you've been trying to grow that you

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want to be a big man already.

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Listen, I'm 20 years old, lady. Don't
fucking patronize me.

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You? What's your language, young man?

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I don't want to have to tell your dad
you were naughty when he was gone.

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So, there's this new show on the flake
called Robo -Rebel.

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Remember when my mom waited in the car?

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She doesn't like you.

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She thinks my dad is borderline
flirtatious with you.

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Who knows? Maybe he's got a heart on for
you.

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Maybe that's why you're babysitting an
adult.

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You know what? I'm so sick of your
attitude.

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You can just go to your room.

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Don't look for you.

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Go.

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I know. I'm sorry, babe.

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It was just a last -minute thing, and
you're on a pace just so good.

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I couldn't refuse.

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Oh, Ricky?

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He's not so little anymore, but he's
still a fucking brat.

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No, babe.

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You can't come over.

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Is that what you do to me?

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Really?

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That does sound delicious.

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But no, you can't go over.

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Yeah?

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You know I love it when you go down.

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Yeah, I gotta go, babe.

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Alright, talk to you later.

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Love you, babe.

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Is that your boyfriend again?

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Yeah, but don't worry, he's not coming
over.

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Dad, uh, heard my mom tell Dad that, uh,
if you let someone over again, she's

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gonna have to find someone new.

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Well, I can reassure you, it's just
gonna be you and I.

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I know we don't like each other, but can
we just coexist?

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I'm making gluten -free bagel pasta.

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You want me?

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Obviously, it's just me, as you can see.

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So, who did I hear?

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I was just watching a TV show.

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Sorry if I had it too loud.

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Vicky, what are you doing?

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Go back to your room.

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I want to watch with you.

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Honey, I just want privacy.

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Don't call me honey.

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Unless you're going to kiss me like you
kissed your boyfriend.

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Thank God.

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Please.

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Anya, let's cut the shit.

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I know I never stick my hand down my
pants when I'm watching a sitcom.

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I know you're watching porn.

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No, no I wasn't.

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Ricky, can I be honest with you?

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For a change?

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So, I've been seeing student loans.

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And my roommate, she just moved out, so
I have to cover her half of the rent.

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And my internship practically pays
nothing.

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I'm living off my credit cards.

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Sounds responsible.

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Honestly, Ricky, I don't know why your
parents want me to watch you, and you

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don't need a babysitter, but your dad's
saving my ass right now. I really need

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this job.

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So, can we just coax this peacefully?

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Maybe if we watch together?

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An adult film?

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So you admit it.

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Must be nice to get paid to diddle
yourself.

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Oh my god, you're so ridiculous.

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Look, you know my parents treat me like
a kid.

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You realize they pay my college tuition
so long as I abide by their strict house

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rules.

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So that blog that won't let me watch R
andD movies, do you have one on your PC in

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your room too?

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I can't even jerk off to lingerie
websites anymore.

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I feel for you.

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You mean, maybe you can borrow my laptop
for tonight?

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Ricky, wait.

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Um, come here. I have my work and bank
and email logged in. We just figure

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out how to log out.

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You think I'm going to get into your
email and bank?

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You wouldn't?

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I probably would.

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That's why I thought I'd give it back.

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Okay.

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Let me just figure out how to do this.

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Hmm. I don't know why this isn't
working.

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Here, let me try this.

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Karen, let me just call my boyfriend.
He's so good at computers.

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He'll know how to fix this.

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But don't you want to know why you're
logging out of all your accounts?

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Fuck, you're right.

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Let's just watch it together.

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No, that's so weird.

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No, what's weird is you coming over to
someone else's house and fucking your

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boyfriend, and then the next week...

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Coming over and watching porn?

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What are you, some kind of pervert?

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Oh, seriously?

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You're the only one who wants to watch
porn with her babysitter. Who's a

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now?

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Look, we watch the porn, or I tell my
mom that you're getting your girl cum

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all over her guest room linen.

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Good taste.

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What are you doing?

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I gotta rewind that part.

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It's cold.

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I've only hit you.

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Thank you.

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Fuck no.

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You like this scene.

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It's alright.

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I don't really watch porn.

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Do you miss your boyfriend?

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Your boyfriend does the take care of you
when

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you're turned on?

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I guess you could say that.

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Do you miss your boyfriend?

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He was going to go down on you.

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Ricky, I knew you were listening to me.

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All right, can we just finish watching
the scene?

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It's a 120 -minute compilation.

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I'm enjoying it.

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Just please keep your mouth shut. It's
really turning me off.

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Please?

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Can I kiss you?

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Can I go underneath the covers and
pretend I'm your boyfriend?

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Yes.

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No. No. I can't cheat on my boyfriend.
Besides, it's just wrong.

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Just watch the screen and it'll be just
like masturbating.

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I'm not masturbating.

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Okay, okay.

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Let's do it.

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But can you keep your eyes closed? I
don't want you to see me.

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Whatever you want.

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Are your eyes closed?

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Yeah.

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Are your eyes closed?

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Yeah.

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Are your eyes closed?

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Yeah.

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Watch the porn?

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I mean, I guess.

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I know you're my babysitter, but I just
ate your pussy till you came in my

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mouth. Okay, okay, just stop with the
Nazi talk, okay?

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Take it out.

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I rub it up against yours.

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Doesn't mean we have to do it.

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Promise not to put it in?

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Swear to God.

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Fucking tight.

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I said...

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Oh my god.

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Yeah.